For a Limited Time Only!
O say does that war-tangled Bannon yet prey
o’er the Land of the Free Gift with Purchase!
and the home of the KKK?
Where Congress shall make no law respecting
an establishment of religion,
with the exception of the Almighty LORD Dollar
In this God we trust
that all men are created equal
And therefore, the only way to keep more than you deserve
is to cheat
with loopholes that aren’t just good. They’re grrrrrrrrreat!
How do you spell tax relief for the rich?
My oppressor has a first name
It’s G-R-E-E-D.
My oppressor has a second name
It’s gross inequity.
Exploititol® is not for everyone.
Side effects may include receding shorelines, permanent species loss, toxic rivers, loss of mountaintops, fallen forests, increased global temperature, military bloating, wage slavery, bank bailouts, corporate welfare, police brutality, mass shootings, mass incarceration, opioid addiction, life-threatening legislation, and more frequent rumination.
Talk to your doctor
if you experience
liberal heart-bleeding
or thoughts of insurrection
as these may be signs of a more serious sedition.
But wait! There’s more!
Nuclear operators are standing by,
and 15 minutes couldn’t save you,
or anyone that you love.
Can you hear me now?
Good.
Because our chance to SAVE BIG!
ends soon.
For a limited time only
can acquiescence be shattered.
For a limited time only
we may yet avert the worst.
For a limited time only
we have breath in our bodies.
Act. Now.